The nine breeds
Horseshit. Massive, delivered from a great height, and the horse isn't going to shovel it.
Bullshit. An American classic. Somebody's lying, everyone knows, and nobody says anything.
Chickenshit. Cowardice on a budget. Dodging in plain sight. Infectious if it gets in your lungs.
Ratshit. Sneaky and done in dark places where no one wants to look. By the time you find it, you have to move.
Dogshit. Reckless, entirely avoidable mess that someone tracks into the house.
Apeshit. Public escalation. It's out of hand, and the shit is the least of your troubles.
Batshit. It's upside down, comes with a fancy name, and could give you rabies.
Jackshit. Someone makes a promise and you wait for it, but nothing's coming.
Holy Shit. Stops you in your tracks, and maybe you realize God might have a sense of humor.
Each week you vote for the winner in the comments. Emojis only, because Jim cannot read.
